"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute
"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous
"whore" in the 2000s: a woman
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys
Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff
has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.
"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."
Does anyone know when Carrie Hope Fletcher is going back into Les Miserables after The War Of The Worlds Tour? I’m supposed to be going to London early January and I’d love to see Carrie when I go to Les Mis. Obviously, it’s a bit of a trek from Scotland (could be worse, I…
Thank you so much, I’ve literally been stalking her twitter for days to try and find it but I can’t find anything but if they’re definitely there i’ll keep hunting! I know the tour ends on the 16th so hopefully it’ll be fine, thanks again :)
Well done, Ben.
This was epic.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST